beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

lesbiancinnabun:

insufficientdata:

hugh-lauries-bald-spot:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled “The Duke of Buckingham,” containing the immortal lines “One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham” exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

Gilgamesh and Enkidu “loved each other like man and wife” in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

Nearly every social species on the planet has a non zero frequency of homosexuality and most likely had for millions of years before primates first evolved and ppl still act like being gay was invented by Gilgamesh and Enkidu in 2700 BC

HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW!

Premiered at the Royal Court Theatre in London June 19, 1973

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inneskeeper:

nudityandnerdery:

inneskeeper:

nudityandnerdery:

inneskeeper:

nudityandnerdery:

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Some people might wonder why one is censored and the other isn’t.

Remember that the Hulk is a mutated human, while Thor has ass-guardian physiology.

Hey Devin, can I ask a quick question?

Yeah, of course, what’s up?

How much do you think it will hurt when I bite all ten of your fingers off?

The first five will probably hurt a lot.

On the other hand…

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poisonousquinzel:

monkeymug:

vicariouslylivingx:

jadehariey:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

imagine someone reblogging your selfie with #omg you look so cute! #ugly tw #sorry i had to add that for an anon #i dont agree though #lies tw #sorry again

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HEY.

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oated:

segamascot:

oated:

segamascot:

oated:

someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im down

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like this?

no

ok

I can’t believe this is the post that got tumblr user segamascot banned

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uberfluss:

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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